Outplayed!

The Saints made the short trip to Knowl Hill looking to put the lacklustre display against Shinfield behind them. Unfortunately though the rain induced break the previous weekend ultimately did little to re-invigorate Waltham. Skipper Matt ‘Quickly ‘round’ Connor lost his first toss of the season and was asked to field.

Opening bowlers Taz ‘PC Pink’ Ghulam and Mike ‘Soon to be arrested’ Thompson took a while to find their line and length but each picked up an Knowl Hill opener with identi-kit balls. Short, wide deliveries were the buffet balls of choice and both caught thin edges from slashing blades through to keeper Connor. From a good position at 19 for 2 however Waltham let the advantage slip. D. Brookman was dropped by Waz ‘Teflon 2’ Javed off both Ghulam and Thompson, and a sloppiness crept into the fielding on a small field were mistakes were punished harshly. By the end of the innings Knowl Hill had been gifted at least 20 runs by the infuriatingly generous Saints.

With D. Brookman and the classy Duffy forming a right hand, left hand partnership Thompson was replaced by Chris ‘Downhill’ England and he bowled with typical metronomic control. Steadily though the batsmen accumulated runs in a steadying partnership of 55, until England had Brookman caught at cover as Ziggy ‘Bostick’ Kiani momentarily forgot himself and pouched a high ball seemingly without thought for the lucrative sponsorship deal Javed was desperately trying to wrestle from him.

At the other end Matt ‘I Once got a 6-fer’ Nebbett, then Andy ‘I Should Bat above Nebbet’ Smith toiled away with no reward for their efforts, only unforgiving punishment of bad balls to the short boundary.. England picked up a second wicket as he clean bowled Depledge but the Knowl Hill batsmen were keeping the scoreboard ticking over consistently. Kiani shocked everyone for a second time in the match as he took another good catch  of skied shot to dismiss Thompson and end a partnership of 62 off the bowling of Javed.

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n the final overs with only 5 wickets down the batsmen were able to swing the willow. Ghulam picked up a further 2 wickets as attempted big shots picked out fielders. First Knowl Hill skipper A. Brookman smashed the ball back over the bowler’s head only to be well caught on the boundary’s edge by Thompson, then in the final over Duffy skied a ball to Ed ‘Can’t Afford a Razor’ McGee to bring to an end and excellent innings of 75. A few scampered runs in the final balls led the home side to finish on 195 for 7 from their 45 overs.

A new look opening partnership began the Waltham response as Neil ‘No Nickname’ Wilkinson and Ziggy ‘Best Fielder in the Club’ Kiani took to the middle. They were watchful from the off and by the 10th over had at times sped the scoring rate onto a blood-curdling 2 an over. The Boycott inspired resolve was eventually ended as bowler Harrison got a ball to rise sharply and Wilkinson did well to glove the ball to gulley.

As McGee joined Kiani at the wicket the run rate began to climb as both batsmen started to take advantage of the short straight boundaries. However just as they began to find some momentum both fell to the leg-spin of Knowl Hill skipper A. Brookman. With Thompson following quickly after without troubling the scorers the Waltham innings was teetering.

The reliably stalwart England and skipper Connor began a brief fight-back as they worked the ball well into the gaps and the home side began to feel some pressure. The Knowl Hill spin partnership of A. Brookman and L. Thompson kept things tight however and finally frustrated England into a big shot which Harrison caught well on the boundary. When Connor prodded a ball into the waiting hands of Depledge at short cover it looked like the Waltham resolve had finally been broken.

As has been the case on a number of occasions this season however the Saints lower order made their opponents work for their wickets. Both Chris ‘Hightower’ Burge and Javed played confident cameos (16 and 18 respectively) until Burge was caught behind attempting to pull a ball that that rose above his shoulder and would have given most a nasty bump on the knee.

With Nebbett joining Thompson in expanding the duck gallery it was left to Ghulam and Smith to battle it out to be the last man standing. With Ghulam attempting to lose as many balls as possible in the adjacent woodland Smith decided to block out. Duffy quickly claimed the wicket of the cavalier ‘PC Pink’ to complete a good win for Knowl Hill and cap an excellent personal performance.

Skipper Connor will be disappointed by a second flat performance in a row from his team but credit must go to Knowl Hill who played an excellent game in all areas and in good spirits. The Saints look forward to welcoming them to Oak Meadow for the return fixture but will hope for a very different result.  

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