Sunday XI perish in the mud

On a rather wet Sunday afternoon, the Waltham St Lawrence Sunday XI took ICL close, but ultimately were left stuck in the mud after letting ICL set a target 20 runs too high.

The day commenced with some manic pitch preparation, as the pitch from the previous day was deemed unplayable. A new pitch was cut (and would have been rolled using our PETROL powered roller if not for a certain person who shares his name with a brand of tea bags…), and stand-in skipper Dan “Two Hands” Owen successfully won the toss and opted to field, hoping (unwisely) that the rain would stay away. Last minute pitch preparations completed, Waltham changed into whites and went out to field, though it would appear that one member of the squad may have been in a little too much of a hurry… more on that later.

Mike “Thumbs Up” Thompson and Matt “Best Gofer in the Club” Nebbett (was that meant to be golfer? Oops) opened the Waltham attack and, despite some good bowling, could not find a way through ICL’s opening partnership. Latecomer Paul “Can’t Measure a Run Up” Harris paired up with Naveed “Stole the Missus’s Car” Raja to replace the opening bowlers, and soon had the ball flying towards fielders all over the park. Sadly said fielders could not cling onto any of the offerings, though Mike “Hero” Thompson may have wished he had got more than just his right thumb on one of them. Bring on the sub fielder.

Harris and Raja continued to strive for a wicket while the opening partnership of Garrett and Patel pushed the score towards three figures, but no breakthrough was forthcoming. Andy Smith and Martin Perry were brought into the attack and, despite the former finding a hole between batsman, leg stump and wicket keeper, failed to contain or dismiss the ICL openers, who quickly raised their opening stand to three figures. It took the return of Raja to finally find a breakthrough, dismissing Patel for 61. A glut of wickets then fell, with a further 5 going down for a mere 51 runs, to leave ICL on 165-6. Notable wickets included the first wicket (and first bowl) of the season for Don “This one time, at Scout Camp” Rockell and a well taken catch off the bowling of Matt “Knickers in a Twist” Nebbett. Notable drops included one at deep mid-off by Andy “Windscreen Wipers” Smith off the bowling of the Nebbster.

Indeed Nebbett was such a key player in the field that not only did he execute a superb run out from the boundary, and pick up a second wicket, but he also broke his normal rule of quietness and passiveness to issue huge vocal support to Paul “Cold Hands” Harris, as the latter chased a ball to the fine leg boundary off his bowling; nothing to do with it being a wide or anything. The seventh wicket partnership for ICL could not be broken by the return of Harris (even when he started bowling off-spin) or Mike “I don’t need my thumb to bowl” Thompson, and they pushed the score up by 51 runs to leave WSL requiring 217 runs to win in increasingly damp conditions.

A fed, watered and, in one case, de-twisted Nebbett and James “Half Game” Woolford made their way out to the middle, determined to put some significant runs on the wall of the pavilion before returning to it. Woolford started positively with some big hits, blasting 3 twos off the first over, and Nebbett also was soon off the mark. Sadly Woolford tried one slog too many in the second over, and departed with the opening partnership just scraping into double figures. Naveed “It WILL reach the boundary” Raja joined Nebbett at the crease, and took just 4 balls to find his first boundary of that day. And lose his first ball of the day. Despite looking pumped up and ready to score big, Nebbett offered a simple chance behind having failed, once again, to reach the heady heights of double figures. Don “Left, no Right, no Left” Rockell joined Raja at the crease, and contributed a mammoth 4 runs to the third wicket partnership of 26, as “Huggy” Raja continued to hit out.

After offering a simple chance behind, Rockell returned to the pavilion to be replaced with Ziggy “I taught Olly all he knows” Kiani. Unfortunately Kiani failed to set an example for his protégé, allowing his stumps to be ripped out of the ground by a shooter from P. Bishop for a measly 5 runs. Apprentice Olly “But I look 18” Brown replaced his departed master at the crease, and settled in to play the supporting role to Raja, who blistered his way up to 68 in just 43 balls (as in 43 balls bowled, not lost. That was only 4) with 4 sixes and 7 fours, before seeing the ball shoot past him into his stumps. Paul “Two Tone Trousers” Harris joined Brown in the middle, and both began to loosen their shoulders, with a particularly impressive six from Olly to open his boundary account.

WSL were soon ahead of the required run rate, but as the partnership reached 66 in the fading light, Harris was caught off the bowling of Wyatt for 40 off 39 balls to leave Waltham needing 46 from 10 overs. Stand-in skipper Dan “Iron Gloves” Owen joined Brown and was off the mark with a 2 first ball, much to the disappointment of all those in the dressing room. Sadly the skipper lasted just two more balls, to bring Martin Perry to the “crease” (or quagmire, as it was then being referred to).

Despite a classy stroke to get off the mark, neither Perry or Brown could keep the momentum with Waltham, and the required run rate gradually increased. Soon Perry tried to force the issue one time too many, and departed to bring Andy “Duck King elect” Smith to the crease. Much celebration was had as Smith scored only his thirteenth run of the season, and for the first time outlasted his batting partner, as Brown tried to force the pace and was caught off the bowling of Kumar for a very well played 43 runs. Mike “Get a Grip” Thompson came to the crease, and survived the final ball of the 38
th over (both times), despite having problems holding the bat. Smith, wondering if wellies would be more useful than spikes, moved his score to three and Waltham’s to 196 before falling to the simplest of lbw decisions with a misjudged sweep.

Many thanks and congratulations to ICL for a very enjoyable game; hopefully the weather will be slightly nicer for the rematch next week. Suggest you bring your scuba gear just in case though.

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